Behold, your next presidential limo

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony) 12/08/2015 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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It’s a Trumpchi.

PatBateman > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 13:43

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Don't even fucking joke about that shit.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 13:44

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“So what are you driving these days?”

“Well, it’s interesting, it has an Alfa engine-”

“It's a Trumpchi, isn't it."

Brian, The Life of > PatBateman 12/08/2015 at 13:49

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It’s ok, man. That dude isn’t even getting invited to the White House on a lark after this shit show is over.

wiffleballtony > Brian, The Life of 12/08/2015 at 13:54

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I agree. No way one of these could carry him. You’d need at least 3.

wiffleballtony > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/08/2015 at 13:55

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Brian, The Life of > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 13:55

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Wait. Is that an African or Eurasian lark?

wiffleballtony > Brian, The Life of 12/08/2015 at 13:56

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Depends on the coconut laden to toupee conversion ratio.

Brian, The Life of > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 14:00

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Does ego have mass? If it does we might need a whole flock.

wiffleballtony > Brian, The Life of 12/08/2015 at 14:03

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Actually it may make dark matter in enough quantities.

Brian, The Life of > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 14:04

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That could explain everything.

wiffleballtony > Brian, The Life of 12/08/2015 at 14:08

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It turns out each warp core has a trump in it.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 12/08/2015 at 14:14

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95% of the bullshit he preaches is unconstitutional anyway. I’m not scared.

Probenja > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 14:20

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From their website:

“Flowing lines of the front face perfectly fit the stylish beltlines; soaring appearance with spread-eagle lines creates a feeling of wind; harmonious relationship between lines and surfaces reveals a dynamic body.”

http://oversea.gacmotor.com/showroom/trump…

wiffleballtony > Probenja 12/08/2015 at 14:26

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I want Trump say that verbatim in a speech.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 14:26

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Even Darth Cheney said he was out of line, and that man knows about all dark matters.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 12/08/2015 at 14:42

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It’s not that I think he could institute the crap he espouses (he couldn’t), but it’s how he would treat diplomacy and the things he COULD get pushed through that scares me.

I’m just sick of the extremes of both sides trying to push their agendas down the others’ throats while the logical moderates are silenced by the yelling.

Jonee > wiffleballtony 12/08/2015 at 14:43

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Trumpy? It stinks.

pip bip - choose Corrour > wiffleballtony 12/09/2015 at 04:02

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looks better than most Chinese shit.